Here are the things I would have posted if there had been any time in July:
* Daphne rode the train for the very first time.
* It rained....and rained...and rained.
* I learned that all frogs are toads but not all toads are frogs. Oh, and that toads are stupid creatures who have a time share in my garage. Really, we had a toad invasion.
* I was in school full-time and didn't have time to do anything, nothing at all.
* Daphne prefers the Lion King 2 to the original. I think she is crazy.
* It takes $50 to fill my gas tank.
* Aprille has a cute baby....a baby that if she were to ask me is going to be one smart cookie....not unlike my own smart cookie. I could see it in his eyes. He was very aware of what was going on around him. A sure sign of intelligence.
* Daphne keeps letting her webkinz die. I have been spending more and more time online trying to keep the stupid things alive not to mention the stupid gardens. Why do I do this? I guess to remind me why I never let her get a dog.
* Daphne stuck a cotton ball up her nose. Yeuuck!
* Jack went to Memphis for a few days. Ya..that was sad. But, he did bring back chap-stick from Graceland.
* Daphne got in BIG trouble yesterday for hitting a girl at pre-school. She can be such a bully. Well...the little bully got sent to her room for the entire evening and wasn't allowed to do anything except read. She only got to read because I can't use reading as a punishment. I goes against my nature.
* I joined GoodReads. Join up and be my friend.
* Marie reads smarter books than I do. I hope she doesn't think I am dumb for reading vampire romance novels.
This is the last you will hear from me because I have to finish a paper tonight and then I have to prepare for BREAKING DAWN. Would it be creepy if I went to the release party? I will probably just wait until Saturday Morning. Although it is tempting to go all dressed up like Bella or something.
Sigh...this is the intelligent blogging you have been missing.