Archive for the ‘ cultcher ’ Category
So I wandered into the local quickie-mart to pick up a carbonated beverage, and the guy at the counter greeted me with: “Hey, so, Cubs versus Red Sox in the World Series. You heard it here first! And then the Earth’ll get hit by an asteroid, ha ha.” I replied, “Well, if fate has [ READ MORE ]
Why does Old Navy smell like the inside of a Habitrail? Perhaps they call it Old Navy because, like the imperial warships that prowled the seas of the 18th century, it is entirely infested with rats. I used to think that the smell was related to the racks of cheapo foam-rubber flip-flops in the center of [ READ MORE ]
If you want my opinion, you can’t do better than this: When I was just a young man my momma told me “son always be a good boy don’t ever play with guns” but I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. when I hear that whistle blowin’ I hang my head and cry Bye bye, man in black. [ READ MORE ]